Maikaʻi naʻe, me he mea lā, ua ʻā wale nā ʻū i ka ʻauʻau, a ua mākaukau wau no ka hana! A ʻo ka ʻoluʻolu o kāna ʻuʻu ʻana mai iaʻu, no ke aha i hana ʻole ai ke kāne i kāna dick ma waena o kēlā mau tits nani ma hope o ka hana puhi? Ua nalo i kahi manawa maikaʻi. A ma ka moa e like me ke kuʻi ʻana, akā naʻe, laki ke kanaka. A he hemahema hou ma ka ʻaoʻao o ke kanaka - ua ʻike maopopo ʻia ka wehe ʻana o ka anus a noi i ka moa! A ʻaʻole i ʻike ke kanaka, ma muli paha o ka leʻaleʻa i nā manawa āpau i pani ai i kona mau maka?
E lawe au i kekahi kaikamahine e like me ia ma ke ano he kahu hale. Pono kekahi e poni i kāna dick a palu i kāna mau pōpō. A nani loa kēia ʻīlio. Pono ʻo ia e ʻōlelo pōkole i kona lā mua. E wehewehe maʻalahi i ka ʻae ʻia ʻana o ka puʻu i ka haku wale nō, a he maʻalahi kāna hana - e hoʻokō haʻahaʻa i kāna mau ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo. Makemake ʻo ia e hoʻoikaika i kāna hoki i mea e leʻaleʻa ai ka hana!