No laila, kau ʻo ia iā ia ma luna o kāna koʻokoʻo a ʻaʻohe mea ʻino. Loaʻa nā ʻano hana mana a pau i ka Pōʻakahi o ka Makahiki Hou a makemake ʻo ia i kēia manawa - ʻoluʻolu ke kīpē piha! Ua palu ʻo ia i kāna dick ma hope - he hōʻailona o ka mahalo. ʻOiaʻiʻo, hāʻawi wale ka makua kāne i kāna kaikamahine i nā waffles hou loa!
ʻO ka moa momona maikaʻi, ua nalowale kona kino i kēia manawa, akā naʻe, hauʻoli nō naʻe i ka hana ʻana! Nui nā lehelehe a pehu, a ʻaʻole ʻae kāna hoa kāne iā ia e omo i kāna ʻū no ka mea ʻole!