ʻO ia kaʻu makemake e pili ana i kēia hōkū, he uʻi ʻo ia, me nā umauma maikaʻi a me ka puʻu maʻemaʻe. Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike ua kāhiko maikaʻi ʻo ia a mahalo i nā mea kūʻai aku ʻaʻole wale no ke kālā. Inā male ʻoe i ka moa e like me ia, e lilo ʻoe i dumpling i loko o ka ʻaila ʻawaʻawa! Hanai mau a lawelawe. ʻO ka moa e like me ia e mālama iā ia iho, e noho i ka meaʻai, ʻaʻohe kālā i mālama ʻia no kāna mālama. Omo i ka protein ma ka hana a ua māʻona! A aloha ʻo ia i kāna kāne no nā mea a pau!
ʻO ka ʻīlio, ua leka ʻo ia i kāna kāne ʻaʻole e kali iā ia i ka pō no ka mea e hele ana ʻo ia i ka hale kalapu me kona mau hoaaloha, a hele ʻo ia e hiamoe me kekahi mau niggers. A ʻo kēia mau ʻelele me nā lāʻau wela ma waena o kona mau wāwae - ʻo kā lākou makemake wale nō ʻo kona waha a me "
Auē ka ʻulaʻula puʻupuʻu puʻupaʻa, ʻo ia ka jackpot no ka plumber! A ʻo ke ʻano o ka moe ʻana o kēia ʻōpio ʻōpio ma kona ʻaoʻao, ʻaʻole ia he mea keʻakeʻa i kēlā ʻano paipu pahū.