He niho momona ko ke keiki. E hoʻokuʻu i kou poke i waho, e loaʻa ana iā ʻoe kahi dick maoli ma waena o kou mau wāwae. ʻAʻole pono ʻo ia e hana nui e pili ana i ia mea, ua ʻike ʻia nā mea a pau nona ka ʻāpana pulu. Inā ʻo wau ʻo ia, e pīpī wau i kēlā helehelena nani - pono nā ʻohana e pale iā lākou iho.
ʻO ka lede ʻAsia he ʻono loa a ʻai. Akā... ʻo ia hoʻi, ʻo ka ʻano porn ʻo ʻAsia hoʻokahi - ʻoi aku ka ʻoi o nā wahi hoihoi. A ʻo ia ka mea e hoʻopau ai i ka leʻaleʻa o ka nānā ʻana i ke wikiō!