He ʻano palaualelo ka jackhammer a kēia kanaka - e hele au i laila me kaʻu periscope a huki i ʻelua mau manawa! Me nā umauma e like me ia, hiki iā ʻoe ke loaʻa nā kāne he nui i ka manawa hoʻokahi - pono ʻoe e wili i kou manamana lima. A ʻoluʻolu loa ka makuahine - e nānā i ka pana ʻana o nā maka, hauʻoli ʻo ia i ke kiʻi ʻia. ʻO ia ka hopena o ke kiʻi i nā wahine. ʻOiai ma kahi moe.
He aha lā! No laila makemake ʻoe e lawe selfies nou iho a i ʻole kāu ipo, e lilo i malihini naʻu. Akā, ʻo ka hana ʻana ma ke kelepona o kāu kumu, he mea ʻino. A pono ʻoe e uku no ka insolence, a ma ke kino - ʻo ia wale nō kāna mea e kali nei! A e haʻi aku wau iā ʻoe, ʻaʻole hoihoi ʻo ia i kāna mau māka. He mea nui i nā ʻīlio e like me ia ke hoʻomākeʻaka i kāna kumu i hiki ai iā lākou ke kaena aku i kā lākou mau hoaaloha. A laila e hoʻomāʻewaʻewa i kāna dick. Ma ka liʻiliʻi loa, he dick nui kēia.
ʻAe, ʻaʻole loaʻa iā ia i kekahi ala ʻē aʻe.