ʻAe, ʻaʻole ʻo ia i hele wale. A i ʻole, hele wale kēia mau kaikamahine i nā wahi mākaʻikaʻi a i ʻole me nā hoaaloha, pono, e ʻimi i kahi ʻano o ka moe ʻana - hoʻokahi a lōʻihi paha, akā i kekahi manawa hele mai lākou me ka ʻole. A laki kēia - ʻaʻole wale ʻo ia i moe ʻia, akā me ʻelua mau kāne ʻeleʻele me nā kī nui. ʻO ia ka mea e huāhuā ai kona mau hoa a pau i ka wā e haʻi aku ai kēia blonde no kāna huakaʻi!
ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu ke kumu e hoʻopaʻa ai ʻo ia i kāna ipo e like me ia, he aha kāna e hana ai inā ʻaʻole ka lima? E hoʻopololei paha ʻo ia i ka lauoho o ka ʻulaʻula a i ʻole e pale aku i kāna keikikāne mai ka wehe ʻana i kāna dick mai loko o kona puʻu? Ua maopopo iaʻu inā ua noho mālie ʻo ia me nā lima ʻole pū kekahi.
Inā hoʻopunipuni ke kāne i ka moa, hiki iā ia ke hoʻokama i ka mea āna e makemake ai. No laila ua hoʻoholo ka brunette e hāʻawi iā ia iho i kahi negro a e ʻike i kāna keikikāne. A ʻae loa wau iā ia - e wehe i kāu puʻu a mai hūnā iā ia mai nā leʻaleʻa o ka honua. E mahalo i nā poʻe ʻē aʻe i kāu waiwai! E hoʻokipa i nā malihini e like me ka hale waihona puke lehulehu - e ʻae iā lākou e hoʻopaʻa lima i kāu "